Drone delivery terms

For your TF order to be delivered by "Tone" the Drone, it must meet the following delivery criteria;

• You must draw in white chalk, a helipad sized at 1m2 for a landing point
• Orders over 15g will not qualify for drone delivery
• No delivery to properties with llamas in the garden, due to previous incidents of aggressive spitting
• Any address located in the Skynet vicinity will be prohibited
• Please do not look "Tone" in his robotic eye as it may be perceived as a challenge to a laser battle
• All deliveries that don't meet the above criteria will be sent on the usual Royal Mail service
• If you have got this far in the T&C's I think you may need to get back to work, Happy April Fool's Day!